Girls are taught a lot of stuff growing up. If a guy punches you he likes you. Never try to trim your own bangs and someday you will meet a wonderful guy and get your very own happy ending. Every movie we see, Every story we're told implores us to wait for it, the third act twist, the unexpected declaration of love, the exception to the rule. But sometimes we're so focused on finding our happy ending we don't learn how to read the signs. How to tell from the ones who want us and the ones who don't, the ones who will stay and the ones who will leave. And maybe a happy ending doesn't include a guy, maybe... it's you, on your own, picking up the pieces and starting over, freeing yourself up for something better in the future. Maybe the happy ending is... just... moving on. Or maybe the happy ending is this, knowing after all the unreturned phone calls, broken-hearts, through the blunders and misread signals, through all the pain and embarrassment you never gave up hope

At least for me, having an intense physical attraction to a guy does not happen that often. So when I find a guy that I am really attracted to, it is hard for me to break it off if it isn’t working. I offer him many chances to get it right because I know it will be really hard to find someone again that I feel that kind of attraction to. Also when you are familiar and comfortable with someone it is hard to let that go, even if they aren’t right for you. I know that someday I will find someone that I am attracted to AND also treats me right.

Sometimes in life, you find a special friend. Someone who changes your life just by being part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop. Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it. This is forever friendship. When you're down and the world seems dark and empty, your forever friend lifts you up in spirit and makes that dark and empty world suddenly seem bright and full. Your forever friend gets you through the hard times, the sad times and the confused times. If you turn and walk away, your forever friend follows. If you lose your way, your forever friend guides you and cheers you on. Your forever friend hold your hand and tells you that everything is going to be okay. And if you find such a friend, you feel happy and complete because you need not worry. You have a forever friend, and forever has no end.

HEART: mhl q tlga xa..

BRAIN: alm q, x0bra p nga db?

HEART: lm mu pla,bt plit mu p xang knkLmtn?
...
BRAIN: kc ayaw n ktang mxktan.

STOMACH: s s0bra m0ng pgm2hal,d kna kmkain.

EYES: pti aq npu2yat n..

LIVER: k0rek, pLgi k pNg uMi¡Nom, naAapek2han n kMe n kidNey.

LUNGS: aq dn nh2rPn ng huMinGa.

HEART:pXenxa n guYs ha...e2 tlga functi0n q e, aNg MAGMAHAL..

Thinking of you means "I miss you"
Holding your hand means "I like you"
Squeezing it means "I want to kiss you"
Putting my head on your shoulder means "Comfort me"
My hands on your waist means "Never let me go"
Biting my lip means "I'm jealous"
Staring into your eyes means "Do you love me?"
Winking means "I adore you"
Dreaming of you often means "You're someone special"
Being with you often means "I can't live without you"
And wearing your ring means "You're mine"

MARRIAGE.

That scary moment when you put a ring on your finger and can't get it off.

I don't know which is worse, keeping your love for someone a secret or telling them and risk being rejected.

Sabi ni “Peter Pan”

“when you think of happy thoughts you’ll fly.”

eh bakit pag iniisip kita.

I fall?

Makuha ka sa tingin. :)))

If you like someone, you don’t have to openly admit it.

Sometimes, it takes just one gaze to let that someone feel it.

Hindi pwedeng sakanya lang oras mo. May kaibigan siya, may pamilya siya. Kung tutuusin, umextra ka lang. 

#PapaJack

The 'I Love You' I have been waiting for.

Relationships that aren’t mutual are like ‘restricted’ love. You’re never free to just to love and enjoy it. You’re free to let your imagination and even your libido run wild, it’s just that it’s incredibly painful when you realize that you’ve far outpaced reality.You can be in love on your own but you actually can’t have a mutual relationship, one with love, care, trust, respect and shared values, on your own. Real, mutual love doesn’t have ‘buts’. You don’t need someone saying “I love you but…you know my situation” or “I love you but I can’t give you what you want” or even “I love you and we’ll always be friends but…” You want someone to say “I love you” – simplicity. After they say it, you continue about your life together, a life I might add that reflects that of two people who love each other mutually. You hug, you kiss, you make plans, those plans come to fruition but before you even make plans, you can even get on and enjoy the simple, normal things that make up the day to day.

Move on.

1 month passes - Cant eat, pain deep.

3 months pass - sleepless nights wondering what went wrong

6 months pass - Thinking if the other person has moved on

9 months pass - Crossing paths and realizing you are now the most familiar strangers

12 months pass - Life continues with nothing left but a trial of happy memories and a chapter completed

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!

That moment when you want to punch someone in the face.

Goodbye. :/

"never say goodbye. because goodbye means going away,
and going away means forgetting."
...
-peter pan.

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GOODBYES are my greatest fear. Goodbye is the most traumatic word I know. Goodbye is the number one thing I wish just only happens in nightmares and not in reality. Goodbye is something I never ever want to hear from you ........... 

I have this strange fear with goodbyes. Yeah, I know I wasn't the only person who's afraid of saying goodbye, all people actually do ... but then, this is one natural thing that I always try to think that I can alter. I mean, I know goodbyes are part of our lives because we all know that nothing's permanent, but then I still make myself believe that there could be ways to avoid it. 

Goodbyes are very painful. It holds something that you could never ever take back. When you say goodbye, you are about to change everything. When you say goodbye, you are literally telling that you are ready to forget and leave things behind, which I really hate. I want to restore everything, as much as possible. 

Girls have uncountable crushes, but only one guy remains in her heart.

I may have tons of crushes around, who I always share with you. But I know you know that deep inside my heart, it was only you who resides. There may be a lot more men whose better than you, more cute than you, but then, there is still no other who could be you. You are unique in my eyes, your name is the only thing my heart can recognize. I may seem be happier when I see those guys I like, but swear, there are no more happier moments than being with you even just for a while. 

I might hug other guys. I might laugh with other guys, but none of them will ever mean to me as much as you do..

KISS.

Right about now I need that kiss, a kiss that is passionate,slow ,little tongue,neat,holding each other,saying I Love You between our locked lips ,eyes close while thinking your future with them or try absorb that moment so you can replay it in your mind. I think Kissing is so much better than sex ;)

my favorite quote. :)))

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love,listens but doesn't believe,and leaves before she is left .

-Marilyn Monroe.

“There comes a point in your life when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will.”—Unknown

Naughty Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving.....

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up!

In life, you're going to meet new people you wish you never did and say goodbye to people you wish wouldn't go.

Pride.

That annoying feeling when you’re dying to talk to someone, but you refuse to text them first.

At some point you will realize that you have done too much for someone or something, that the only next possible step to do is to stop. Leave them alone. Walk away. It’s not like you’re giving up, and it’s not like you shouldn’t try. It’s just that you have to draw the line of determination from desperation. What is truly yours would eventually be yours, and what is not, no matter how hard you try, will never be.

“I have learned to care people too much, not because they are good…
but because I knew the pain of being ignored.”

Matter occupies space---and the space in my heart is already occupied by someone who really matters.

Dear Men:

 It's all in the kiss. Eight out of 10 women feel they KNOW the potential passion and success of a relationship from the first kiss. The secret to a great one: Start slowly, linger, lips, light tongue, and pay attention to HER... she'll make it clear when the timing is right for something more forceful. ;) (Extra points for cheek caresses, back-of-neck rubbing, hair strokes, and staying SLOW to start.)

SILENCE has a deep explanation in every situation.

it's either you truly don't care anymore

or pretending UNAFFECTED but deeply HURT.

HELL as explained by a chemistry student.

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington Chemistry mid-term:

The answer by one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in

Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, ‘It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,’ and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct……leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting ‘Oh my God.’

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+

--uso na ngayon ang M.U.
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--Mag-isang Umiibig--

…because even though right now they promise to be there for you, forever and always; they will break you.
They will fucking break you.
You won’t work right anymore.
Sixth months will have passed, and you won’t even know how to fucking breath without them. You’ll go numb. You’ll stop feeling anything, good or bad.
You’ll stop caring about work, school, friends and family.
Nothing will matter to you except sleep, which ironically you’ll stop getting decent amounts of.
If you base your happiness on another person, you will get screwed over.
Let me just repeat that for emphasis: you will get screwed over.
Truth is, people are dishonest sons of bitches. Hell, even I am. We all are. Yet we all continue going around, making promises that everyone knows we’ll never keep.
Why make the promises at all?
Why put on such a big show, only to hurt someone?
What’s the point of it all?
Love is painful. Then, for a few briefs moments of time, love is fearless. And then it goes right on back to being painful. Only, the post-fearless painful isn’t like the painful before, because now you’re being forced to turn love into a past tense. Now you’re expected to go back to how you were before you ever loved. And that’s impossible. Because once you have loved, and I mean truly loved someone, you are forever changed. Nothing will ever make you go back to how you were before…and nothing will ever really fill the gaping hole left in your chest by the absence of that person.
Nothing will ever be the same. Because people are mean. And they lie about loving someone. And they make someone happy, they promise them the world, and then they rip it all away and leave them broken.
Don’t base your happiness off someone else, or you’ll end up worse off than before.

The perfect girl to date. ♥

Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who spends her money on books instead of clothes. She has problems with closet space because she has too many books. Date a girl who has a list of books she wants to read, who has had a library card since she was twelve.

Find a girl who reads. You’ll know that she does because she will always have an unread book in her bag. She’s the one lovingly looking over the shelves in the bookstore, the one who quietly cries out when she finds the book she wants. You see the weird chick sniffing the pages of an old book in a second hand book shop? That’s the reader. They can never resist smelling the pages, especially when they are yellow.

She’s the girl reading while waiting in that coffee shop down the street. If you take a peek at her mug, the non-dairy creamer is floating on top because she’s kind of engrossed already. Lost in a world of the author’s making. Sit down. She might give you a glare, as most girls who read do not like to be interrupted. Ask her if she likes the book.

Buy her another cup of coffee.
Let her know what you really think of Murakami. See if she got through the first chapter of Fellowship. Understand that if she says she understood James Joyce’s Ulysses she’s just saying that to sound intelligent. Ask her if she loves Alice or she would like to be Alice.

It’s easy to date a girl who reads. Give her books for her birthday, for Christmas and for anniversaries. Give her the gift of words, in poetry, in song. Give her Neruda, Pound, Sexton, Cummings. Let her know that you understand that words are love. Understand that she knows the difference between books and reality but by god, she’s going to try to make her life a little like her favorite book. It will never be your fault if she does.

She has to give it a shot somehow.
Lie to her. If she understands syntax, she will understand your need to lie. Behind words are other things: motivation, value, nuance, dialogue. It will not be the end of the world.

Fail her. Because a girl who reads knows that failure always leads up to the climax. Because girls who understand that all things will come to end. That you can always write a sequel. That you can begin again and again and still be the hero. That life is meant to have a villain or two.

Why be frightened of everything that you are not? Girls who read understand that people, like characters, develop. Except in the Twilight series.

If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are.

You will propose on a hot air balloon. Or during a rock concert. Or very casually next time she’s sick. Over Skype.

You will smile so hard you will wonder why your heart hasn’t burst and bled out all over your chest yet. You will write the story of your lives, have kids with strange names and even stranger tastes. She will introduce your children to the Cat in the Hat and Aslan, maybe in the same day. You will walk the winters of your old age together and she will recite Keats under her breath while you shake the snow off your boots.

Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.

Or better yet, date a girl who writes.

(sqrt(cos(x))*cos(200 x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(9-x^2), -sqrt(9-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5

WHAT HAS ANIME TAUGHT ME ??

That you have to stand up for what you believe in, even if you stand alone.

Don’t try and gain anything new without expecting to lose something first.

In death, we make room for new life.

Death is beautiful.

Love is truly, the only thing you can honestly fight for.

Lessons are painful.

Bravery is the ultimate weapon.

Every human life has potential.

No one knows you better than you.

The ones who truly love you, will never betray you.

The truth comes with a price.

Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.

The strongest man is never the most courageous.

Everyone has a weakness.

You must earn trust from others, not be gifted it.

Everyone has a back story.

Your heart will always know what is right. Listen to it.

Revenge will only blacken your soul.

It is never acceptable to call someone short.

Things aren’t always what they seem

Protect the ones you love at all costs, it’s worth it

Never give up. It always gets better.

There isn’t always a knight for you, but you find love in the weirdest places.

Friends are forever, best friends will wait for you to chase them.